Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I most certainly did NOT...

* Do a diaper check on my 2 year old with my finger while at her sissy's gymnastics to find that the poop had gone up her back and then all over my finger. I did not then proceed to carry on the conversation with the other moms while playing it cool. I did not then go to change her in the car and only have 1 wipe to clean up all that mess. Not me!!

* Drive almost the whole way to my daughter's school (and actually on time) to hear her say "mommy, i don't have any shoes on"... to only have to turn around and go home and then back to the school. I did not curse under my breath and I did not lose my temper. Not me!!

* Crawl in the back of my surburban while at the park with all my children and use the potty I have in the back because my bladder would not allow me to walk all the way across the park to the actual bathroom.

* Put a pair of off brand spanx on so I could try and hide all the rolls coming out of the top of my pants and declare that I could still fit into a pair of pants that most certainly would not have fit without the aforementioned fake spanx :(

NOPE, NOT ME!!!!!